Hi Ryan. Thanks for taking the time to answer some questions. How's your day going?

My day is going just lovely!!! Just painting a TV purple for my new Simpsons themed guest room.

Who has paid more for a haircut, Nyjah or D Loy?

Ever since David was younger his mom cut his hair and ever since then he has moved on to recruiting all types of girls from Newport beach and Hollywood that are happy to trade haircuts for friendship. But then again Nyjah has hairdresser girl access also... But by default Imma say Nyjah. Just cause the vast difference in their bank accounts. :)

Who raves harder, you or Jaws?

Depends on the rave hehe ^_^

What's Jaws' rave name? Yours?

Ummmm I forgot what Jaws' was... frick sorry haha. But mine is Animal! Like the dude from the muppets :)

Are there any secret skater/ravers you wanna put on blast?

Oh man! They are almost never down hehe. But I'll just out Shawn Hale for now.

Have you ever pooped your pants as an adult? If so, when and why?

Yeah I do that pretty frequently. I pooped my pants moving our bed a couple weeks ago hehe.

Which one of your teammates (any brand) has the nicest hog?

Oooo man. That's how you know you're friends with someone haha. When you know hog dimensions. Let's crown Fred Gall "King Dong" just cause I've seen it the most.

Who puked the most in the C1rca house?

Lannie.

How many fuzzy hats does Chris Gregson own?

Not really sure??? Ummmm...420? Will a weed joke suffice?

How was living in a closet? How long did you live there? Did you feel like Harry Potter? Did you develop any magical skills?

It was really really dope! I was in there for about 6-7 months. My new place has a similar place under the stair that I'm pimpin' out as my lounge! It's very reminiscent. And yes under the stairs is the most magical place in the house. Besides the roof!

Why did Nick Trapasso get in a fight at your wedding? Were/are you bummed? Doesn't he know it's supposed to be a happy occasion?

Haha well everyone was V turnt and Nick broke a glass and my homie Chris Chino objected to it and then Nick punched him. Haha I thought it was funny. It's a party. They buried the hatchet soon after cause Chino made him a shirt with his face on it that says "I punched Chris Chino" haha. Stuff happens :) Nick loved the shirt and everyone is friendly now.

Has Richie Valdez ever given you a firm neck grab? If so, how did it make you feel?

I'm very familiar with these neck grabs. If you just embrace them then it's like a quick little neck massage. I always combat the neck grab by plopping my penis on his knee while he is sitting haha.

Who's the best at making grilled cheese sandwiches? When's the last time you had one? How many could you eat in one sitting?

Jimmy Fallon just made one on The Tonight Show where he mixed maple syrup with the butter! I'm gunna make that soon. My wife and my grandpa are tied for best cooks ever!!!! They both have their strong points tho. Grandpa's is more traditional but Wifey likes to experiment! Depends on my mood. Right now I would go with my wife's crazy grilled cheese science experiment and I would have her make exactly four

When's the knee brace coming off?

I still wear it when I'm going big. Some time soon tho. I got a clip without it recently! This particular brace doesn't restrict any muscle movement so I don't become dependent on it. Mostly a safety feature when I'm not feeling super confident now. I'd rather look silly in a knee brace than not be able to skate so I'm not taking any chances.

What is your current set up?

Size 8 Creature, 54 bones, 8 inch silver Krux, KTR hardware, an assortment of the Krux X Mob grip, and Bronson bearings!

What makes Bronson Bearings the Next Generation Bearings?

They are extremely speedy and last "for evvv errrr" - squints, Sandlot (1993)

One time I shot-gunned a beer on Thanksgiving right after dinner. As soon as I finished I projectile vomited turkey and stuffing all over the place. Have you ever had a similar situation? Has anyone ever projectile vomited on you?

I did a pizza challenge at Venezias in Tempe, AZ and I puked right after the thickest vomit I've ever vomited. It felt like play-doh coming out my throat! And yes I have been puked on but that was on purpose.

Would you rather skate with Weezy or Bieber?

BIEBER ALL THE WAY!

What's next for Ryan Reyes?

Creature Video Baby!!! Gotta prove to the world I can still skateboard :)