The Dirty Sanchez, you got it. Make sure you tell your mom these gloves mean something else. You're just trying to be on par with the contemporary mustache craze, not some kind of sick sexual act that involves poop. Right? Right. Quality gloves from the quality folks at Von Zipper. Fingerless except for that one. Point, pull, or put it under your nose. We don't care what you do. VZ logo embroidered at wrist. 90% acrylic, 10% spandex construction. Available in colorways as seen below.