What best describes a 37 year old man that's seen way too much in his life... The Heroin Bird Can T-Shirt, perhaps? The Bird Can features the bird can graphic as well as a ton of text. Heroine Skateboards at front. A dense tee. A 100% cotton t-shirt. Seamless graphic tag at neck. Available in colorways as seen below. Men's sizes: SM (34-36), MD (38-40), LG (42-44), XL (46-48) unless otherwise noted. Skate Warehouse shows all colors of the tees that we have in stock. In rare cases the logo or the color pictured may be slightly different than what is shipped. Model wears a medium.